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lol i now very boring so i post some lame joke

What do you get when your in the same car with your wife and mother-in-law?


ans.Dual Air Bags!



question 2

The Firing Squad

A man was scheduled to go before a firing squad for his crimes. The evening before his execution, he was asked what he wanted for his last meal. He refused the meal completely.

The next morning the man was brought before the firing squad. When asked for his last request, the man said he had none. The General in charge of his execution asked him, ''Sir, you refused your last meal and your last request. Isn't there anything you want before you die?''

The man thought for a moment, then said, ''Music has always been an important part of my life. If I could do but one thing before I die, would you allow me to sing my favorite song from beginning to end, without interruption?''

The General thought this was a reasonable request, and ordered his men to lower their weapons and to not interrupt for the duration of the song.

''Ten million bottles of beer on the wall...''

question 3

How many emo kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

ans. Zero. They would rather sit in the dark & cry :>

question 4

Which part of the car gets tired easily?

ans.The exhaust pipe.



Lol hope ur find it funny xD



不懂我的心/罗志祥




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just wake up sain tired now going bath and need go to school le -.-

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hiie now still waiting for cabal to download finish i see the wallpaper so style so i dl le xD cant wait to play


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today got attire check and i kana, mrs ho said my sideburns long fuck sia! where got long! Haiz, say liao want to cry T.T! but we wasted 1hour to cut hair, style sia! haha. after that went to math class, science then DnT. After school went home to take money to cut hair again. I wasted alot of money cause i ytd oso got cut hair. spent a total of $$20. After that went home bath then went to zhisian's house to play guitar hero, winning eleven and nba2k8 With qiyun and zhisian. About 6.30 QiYun and I went home.

AND damia i keep forgetting to take the cabel from u T.T

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sian la!!! i cut hair le!!! but nvm. today lessons were normal. After school, went to cut hair with jingtang, he cut until damn style sia, haha xD

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today lesson was normal, Pe was Fun play touch down rugby today get my pe shirt and pants dirty.After school is oral, i was scare but i think i manage to do well ba at bout 4.15pm went to play basketball with the same people haha i realise i everyday do the same thing school,basketball and eat that what i do everyday sian.




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today wake up at 8am and msg zhisian that i cant go church, he oso said he nv go haha. so at about 12pm he come to my house and play gutair. today, zhisian learn alot of things. he learn basic chord and sweetchild of mine intro but only abit of it, not bad le zhisian jyjy. after that we went go cut hair, only zhisian cut, i didnt cut xD. soon we take 195 to his hse. i went there to play gutair hero and winning eleven 08. around 530 we went out to play basketball till 7.30pm zhisain so pro! his shooting keep scoring and he run oso very fast. woo!!! pRo!!! after that i went home le. In the bus saw a girl, i think is sec 3i de but who cares i oso dunno her xD end le want go bath le.

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hihihi ytd nv blog cause very tired haha. and i know who is u lo the person who likes to eat yanayan -.- haha ytd after school went Starbucks with zhisain and two other girls. After that, zhisian went over to my house and study, study for 1hour he use my comp and then went to learn gutair. Today i wake up at 8am haha not early and not late, played fallencity today, the dmg was like wow! all ppl in the fallencity dmg is like use dmg hack like that, damn style xD

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MMV: Apologize Remix- Lil wayne



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hello Tze Fook, im the secret editor. sorry for not telling you that im blogging before i post a post. but i need to tell you something! IM NOT DOING EDITING FOR FREE! im charging at one yanyan(chocolate) for 10 edits of posts :D consider it. anyway, i edited 3 post for you for free. my english is NOT perfect so dont expect very good english. ohoh delete this post after you have read. bye :D

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yoyoyo, i won't be scared of my typing error already. cause a secret editor (which is me :D) will be helping me correct my spelling errors and grammar errors. Today, went to hide in the toilet cause heard from some people that there will be attire check but in the end don't have. Today lessons were as boring as usual. After school went to play basketball it was fun but we lost again!!! omg we keep losing!!! i really hate losing but nvm they are pros we are noobs. we play until 5pm. after that Aloy wait my bus to come, and i go home straight for dinner cause i was sooo hungryyy... haha

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蕭敬騰-收藏



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today was good, morning me and jing go over to Dover eat. cause we thought today got attire check, but in the end dont have. after about 8.15 we head back to school. first period was P.E so we play rugby. it was fun cuz we got 2 kia yu referee which is qiyun and hong wei -.- they were so "good" and when naka sae come to papa den the ball hit naka face we all laugh very loudly haha! after PE was chinese as usual, nothing happen just teach us some oral trick. English was boring cuz we need to write letter,but i manage to finish it. chicken rice for recess plus char siew. After that was science and we have science test, cool so fun and so nice haha u know wad i mean by this =.= After that we have Whitespace we sit now there do nothing haha then we have english again was so boring la. After school i went to dover basketball. played with Aloy, QiYun, Damia, Dennise, YiYuan. In the end me, Damia YiYuan lost to QiYun's group. After that Aloy, QiYun and ZhiSian came to my house. Aloy go first (OMG! Tze Fook is not go first. go first is like Aloy die frist!) went home first. so i pei Aloy to bus stop to wait for bus we talk about our future he want to open a car shop which is good, Aloy u can do it xD after that i went home. not long after QiYun and ZhiSian also go le. so i play maple until now. end off le byesss~~~~

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胡彥斌 婚禮進行曲 MV




所有故事停止撕開了幸福偽裝
雙手在我耳邊頭又在不停搖晃
我被俘虜多年 且愛上的是上當 謝謝你讓我成長

我最愛的姑娘
你的真實謊言把我攔在城外
我只能雙手放開無奈無奈
把最後的疼愛做成了西裝
拱手讓它穿在了別人身上

dang…… dang……
這婚禮怎麼那麼悲傷 我流著笨糷漼洢l鼓掌
dang…… dang……
我聽到愛情鐘聲在響 一杯又一杯喝醉了 我才會變得高尚

昨天晚上你緊靠在我的胸膛
對我說你最勇敢你最棒
今天你卻挽著別人的臂膀
走上了人生的紅毯殿堂

dang…… dang……
這婚禮怎麼那麼悲傷 我流著笨糷漼洢l鼓掌
dang…… dang……
我聽到愛情鐘聲在響
一杯又一杯喝醉了 我才會變得高尚

dang…… dang……
這婚禮怎麼那麼悲傷 我流著笨糷漼洢l鼓掌
dang…… dang……
我聽到愛情鐘聲在響
一杯又一杯喝醉了 我才會變得高尚

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yoyoyo let talk about ytd cause i din't get the chance to blog haha i must thank 3 ppl johnson, naka and aloy. johnson help me sew the workpiece xD naka help me do the work piece and aloy treat me drink xXXDD haha cant blog le going to nx class zzz

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just wake up lo play maple -.- still cant rebirth left 60% to lv 200 den gm sae world shutdown pls log out. sian. ytd went for 2 church lo so pro only like 2nd time only cause xiao ke for the faith methodist tell me go so i give him face go haha, went we going back to my hse wif zhisian got ppl msg me sae saw me it was jingtang friend, shimin i tik?? yup.. then zhisain go my hse eat snack and my mum keep give zhisain alot of useless thiink iie dun wwan sae is what is useless de. after that went to the ye church is was the most fun wan cuz only watch movie haha finish le den go to eat wif yun and z.sian damia sae wan go home so he went home. so after we finish me and qiyun walk wif me to commwealth bustop den wait for qiyun bus come, we waited alwhile den bus 105 come le so he went home. so sian science test comming le haiz. end wif a song

王力宏-愛錯



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today wake up quite early, after that play fallencity ms now lv 193 le but still long way to rebirth haiz sian, play with cass also keep dc de but okie lo. after that went to grandmum hse 5plus come back den alter my jeans okie le need to do homework le bye xD.



不知道为了什么　忧愁它围绕著我
我每天都在祈祷　快赶走爱的寂寞

你要我听这一首歌　用这首歌离 开 我
她唱得太美了　歌词却很伤人
你为什么不直接提 分手

爱人的话不需要重　轻轻的说我就懂
接你的车来了　表示爱到站了
我站在十字路口　对抗心痛　一个人

你的黑发　现在睡进谁的胸口
你的唇　现在跟谁要温柔
一开始你爱我　最后你放弃我
还要用千言万语说得委屈　你有多难过

爱牢牢抓紧我　恨深深包围我
你要我为你好　快赶走爱的寂寞

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sian la starting nx monday everyday school release must come back home and cant use comp le sian sia!!! but nvm la "N" level mah =.= no feeling post le bye

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wow!!! Funfair is quite fun today we play alot of game and win alot of prizes, but nv win psp or mp3. -.- haha. but me qiyun aloy and damia got take a pic xD is wif aloy. today our game stall have alot of people play maybe is our prizes got alot of cute toys.today ronald was so pro as he win the most in our stall, cassandra oso win SpongeBob in out stall and she is selfish!!! tell her lend me the SpongeBob she sae no sae i will take it aaway but nvm i just wan the pikachi la so nice dunno whether people win it away or not. today very tired like dunno wad wad more then 5km i think,zhisian keep waklk here walk there dunno really where is he. aloy chiongster like not tired de keep up the good work haha xD, qiyun is good at playing game and damia is a basketball siao everytime wan go slamdunk at the pri school basketball. this is all for today. bye!!! sleeping now LOL!!!

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Fuck U la mussii u think u pro arh??? mems big fuck??? don't play la i tell nexon sue u arh!!! SOmemore stay in turkey. Ur pic haha lo let ppl see ur cheebye face!!!




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